Man wish I could share
These unsat sailors on the way to Chi-town
I found the Mexican Waldo
New bans with the military-grade lenses #navypay

me after a long day of not smoking weed

People get drunk
They hook up with the wrong person
And pretend to be okay
People act tough
And get mad

People will do anything to distract their heart.
They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.

— Distraction in its true form (via perfect)

My pretty princess is finally growing, but I wouldn’t exactly say “transforming.” We’re right back where we started when I first saved her, with a terrible case of fleas! Time to dish out money I don’t exactly have to get Frontline or AdvantageII. That’s what being a mommy is about, right? Sacrifice? #transformationtuesday